60 bottles of beer on the wall

I ended up being delivery girl - 700 mile round trip delivery - for my Aunt's birthday present to my father. 60 bottles of beer... and I cleared two book shelves - they became 60 bottles of beer on the wall. I was going out anyway with the bratty girls. Figured it would be a nice surprise for my Dad for his birthday. Eh - what's 350 miles. We did the trip in 6 hours. Not too bad. It's funny - if there's another person in the car that can drive, I get tired and have to switch. If it's just me, I have no problem haulin' ass across the state. The rest areas on the turnpike have Starbucks now...